- a sassy time to be had by all

a sassy time to be had by all

03:45, 2008-Mar-1 .. 4 comments .. Link

Tomorrow is my friend Fabulous Freddy's birthday party. A bunch of us are going to our local bastion of fabulousness and fierceness to dance our faces off. Somehow a partybus is going to be involved. Freddy was sketchy on the details, as Freddy in all of his immortal fierceness is wont to be. Our conversation on the celebration:

Me: Hey Freddy... what time are you having everyone meet at your house?
Freddy: Girl... I don't know yet.
Me: I told J-Fab that we'd probably head out to meet you guys around 8:00pm. Are you planning to have dinner or anything?
Freddy: No. I can't eat anything. I'm just going to be drinking. Girl... I'm going to get so drunk!
Me: J-Fab and I will probably go have some margaritas and Mexican food and meet you later then.
Freddy: (Pauses for a moment) Meet me at my house at 8:00. I don't know.... what do you think... Is 8:00 a sassy time to get drunk?
Me: Yeah, I'm pretty sure that 8:00pm is a sassy time to get drunk.

All week I've been remarking to my friends that 8:00pm is indeed a sassy time to get drunk. It is written in the Holy book of Sass. For Freddy, everything is Sassy, Fierce, Cute, or HAWT(!!!). It is the fag hag's curse (his words, not mine) to endure such trials.

Let it be said that 6:00pm would not be a cute time to get drunk. Freddy. I'm talking to you. I know homeboy is going to be blitzed out of his gourd before he even sets foot on the Party Bus of Bacchanalian
Delights.

A sassy time will be had by all.

Note to self... Do not pull a Chick Weekend, and consume a bottle of cheap wine, and end up face down in the mud. Also do not drink the schlonger. Schlonger leads to The Daunce.

I shall burn in hell, but it will be sassy hell! Huzzah!

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11:54, 2008-Mar-1 .. Posted by jeremy
"Do not drink the schlonger..."

0_o

And of course, the worst course of action is to go for a lunchtime drink in a nice country pub and get shitfaced before 3pm. That's as unsassy as it gets.

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08:43, 2008-Mar-1 .. Posted by LadyVisine
Have lots of sassy fun and don't forget to take a plethora of sassy pix! Here's hoping you don't get a sassy hangover, too! ;)

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02:51, 2008-Mar-3 .. Posted by Eclectablog
"Fierce" appears to be the new gay term-o-the-day.

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06:26, 2008-Mar-3 .. Posted by ben
hahahahha
You make it sound as if we are a bad influence on you!!
You are quite entertaining whether you are dauncing or face down in the dirt...and I have the photos (and video) to prove it!

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