HEIDILAND for president. of CALIFORNIA
05:54, 2008-Apr-2
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I have a new layout. El Presidente. Wooohooo!!!!Yep. You heard it here first kids. I am running for President of California. Everyone knows that California's Gross National Awesome is staggeringly higher than that of other states, with the exception of Las Vegas and Amsterdam. It's not fair to the other states to try to keep up. It's never gonna happen, O' Troubled Masses of American Land! It is a fools journey. So, like all likewise enlightened idiot savants who majored in post-modern Jamaican shamanism at State U, I believe that California should secede from the Union. Unions are nice, but I'm sick of going on strike all of the damn time. Aren't you?
It is my civic duty of awesomeness to run for President of California. Below is a proposed map:
I am the a candidate for the Banana Hammock Party, a party that lives by the the rules of our great long but not forgotten leader, Emperor Joshua Norton. Vote for me or... I'll cut you.
Dear friends and neighbors... I care about the issues that effect your daily lives. What issues would you like for me, your loyal candidate, to address in my campaign? The winner receives a free subscription to Monkey Aficionado Weekly.
Did I mention how awesome I am?
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07:11, 2008-Apr-2 .. Posted by sicThere will be nothing gross about the national awesome when you become La Presidente!
If I had but one vote to give, I would give it for my Heidi!
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07:16, 2008-Apr-2 .. Posted by superseriousoGM ur s0, like, totally AWESOME!!!!
you got my vote - and it's cheap, the south african rand is weaker than ... a very weak thing.
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11:58, 2008-Apr-2 .. Posted by sladewilsonI don't know if I'm allowed to vote but if I am, I cast my vote for Heidi....
And that's the bottom line....
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07:45, 2008-Apr-3 .. Posted by sortingitoutI'll vote for you if you support research for genetic creation of children that are born potty trained and never get sick.
Long Live HEIDILAND!!!
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09:30, 2008-Apr-3 .. Posted by slackdogi'm slightly uncomfortable about your banana hammock party, but i'm 100% behind heidiland for president of california.
a vote for heidiland is a vote for triscuits with cheese and one legged strippers!
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10:07, 2008-Apr-3 .. Posted by bitzkyThe moomins support Heidi! Awesomeness for the Peoplz0rz!!
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10:53, 2008-Apr-4 .. Posted by EclectablogOh, yay! I would very much like if you would run on a platform of making the organic avocado and alfalfa sprout with soy spread on chapati the National Sandwich and free trade tamari-roasted almonds the National Snack. Thanks and can I be your vice-El Presidente?
Oh, and this layout is totally teh b0mb. Makes we want to rally and shit.
.:HEIDILAND FOR PRESIDENT of CALIFORNIA 2008
President of California? Wait... What? That's right. My Mama hearts Obama and my dad thinks it's Raining McCain (Halleluliah!!!). Me? Meh! I am running
for President of California. Why? Because I'm awesome that's why. A vote for Heidi is a vote for strange! .:TOP 10 REASONS TO VOTE HEIDILAND?
1.Freedom!
2.Shiny Happy People!
3.Peace!
4.The Environment!
5.Hasselhoff!
6.Awesomeness!
7.Irony!
8.Sex!
9.Drugs!
10.Rock & Roll!
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Anti-Theme Song: Anything by Celine Dion or Kenny G
Can't Live Without: Kurtz, coffee, shoes.
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